Send me  “HC”  + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.

hey everybody !! get ready to hear some stuff about this gal . first of all , if you ever ask lila barton who the hell FELICIA HARDY is , she’d tell you she has NEVER met that motherfucker woman in her whole life — still she’ll keep an almost devilish grin on her face all the time , because let’s face lila barton knows everybody of course she knows felicia . 

and she’d go on after a few minutes , talking about how annoying that woman is , pissed 24/7 — does she even know what a SMILE is ?? and she’d start to talk about how of a SHITTY DECISION is to work into oscorp and for the osborns , because if you know lila , you also know about her undying and nonsensical HATE towards those poor men . 

lila has met felicia either as civilian and vigilante , for felica once robbed a place in BROOKLYN and lila happened to be around here to help those dumbasses from brooklyn’s department to get their job done FOR ONCE . however , she came to realise that felicia and BLACK CAT were the same person LATER on , as she noticed she knew that way of walking from somewhere . 

truth speaking , from that time lila JUST PRETENDED black cat wasn’t real . she’d just shake it off any time someone would brag about black hawk not chasing her yet and stuff . who knows that one day she’d just JOIN her in robbing stuff .

send me a crystal and i’ll tell…

galena : what it’s like to be in a relationship with my muse

being in a relationshiop with lila it’s like being on a rollercoaster that only goes up — but this would mostly happen if the person is not into the hero system . there would be lies , tons of lies . missed dates . other lies . and also other things that would generally piss off people and made them walk away .

i believe that if she’d be in a relationship with someone in the hero system things would be kinda easier to her , because the other person could understand how much she cares for the world to be a better place .

obsidian : which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

p r i d e . oh my god this girl and her pride . lila would rather die than admit that something she has done was dumb or stuff like this . she doesn’t even do it on purpose most of the time , it’s just that she comes off a bit arrogant and know-it-all — basically it’s all a package she carries everywhere she goes .

Send me “💘” + a question about my muses love life, and they’ll have to answer honestly

‘ never went PAST french kiss honestly .
i’ve got MORE IMPORTANT things to do
than sex , you know . ’

hawkfam headcanons!

• cooper, lila and nathaniel’s age gap is kind of a joke. cooper is older than lila by four years, lila is older than nathaniel by eight. but the others’ is nonetheless. pietro and wanda are older than cooper by eight years. kate is cooper’s age.
  
• clint wants a big family. not that laura doesn’t but since she’d be the one to look after them the most she’s also the one who puts some reason.
• lucky the pizza dog is pretty much the fourth barton kid.
• laura and natasha are very cliché women: laura is the wine mom, natasha the vodka aunt. 
• natasha has silently taken the barton kids under her slightly uncoordinated wing. yes, she’s perfectly coordinated in her fighting styles. no she’s very unstable emotionally don’t ever mention it EVER. she’s the cool estended aunt, pretty much immediate aunt because she’s the only one though. her stories are cooler than clint’s and this is very important.
• laura is the kind of mother who would yell the shit out of her kids, yet when something happens her children ‘never do anything wrong’. go tell it to the neighbours.
• clint is the kind of father who lets his kids get away with everything but then bashes about them all the time to natasha. by now she can get who is he talking about by the first words of his sentences. she can also tell all the stuff he talks about by heart because a) he talks about them all the time and she’s there all the time, too and b) she’s usually the one who brought said child to do the dumb thing.
• pietro and wanda get in clint’s way almost by accident and it’s adoption at first sigh. read: clint gives weird nicknames to his kids and jokingly mocks them all the time. OF COURSE the twins had to be his addition. 
• natasha knows it only by looking at him while they train them before the actual battle. OF COURSE she tells laura.
• laura calls down and hopes them being out numbered won’t turn out to kill them or something. needless to say the kids are listening mom and dad’s conversation through cooper’s phone in his bedroom and they are already edgy to have big siblings. read: damage’s already done clint. bring our children home safe.
• children. they’re probably in their mid twenties already.
• when pietro almost dies clint has an heart attack. he’s supposed to bring his child home safe like laura said and he’s failing epically. eventually things go okay and nobody dies. 
• pietro and wanda have their room at the farmhouse, just like natasha. they wanted to be in the same room so half room is painted of a bluish silver and half is red. it looks pretty cool. 
• lila has pietro wrapped around her finger. cooper likes wanda’s ramblings about phylosophy and stuff. he has so much fun when vision comes to pay a visit because it’s debate time.
• nathaniel honestly likes them both, and more than his biological siblings.
• when peter parker shows around, clint is tempted to adopt him too because he has that dorkiness and couriosity that remind him of lila’s. when he tells her about it, lila shakes her head no because he’s a spider dad. that’s aunt nat’s field. 
• so clint doesn’t adopt peter. however, he likes having him around and silently consider him his child too. at some point though he’s just around too much what the hell is going on here.
• clint finds kate among wreked buildings, after the infinity war. she’s bruised and battered and of course she needs help. plus she’s cooper’s age and it only makes clint’s heart ache more. he takes her to farmhouse, where laura is already there waiting for them. despite kate stating that she has parents and a sister, she has no intentions to look for them. 
• so she lives with the bartons, and slowly allows herself to be part of the family too. she trains with cooper and they’re kinda close. lila teases them saying that they’re a couple but that’s bullshit if you ask them.

send a 👫 and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

• lila and cassandra met for the first time after the civil war, having both the purpose to bring their dads back home, hence their friendship is mostly based on the affection they feel for their parents and also that they don’t want them to rot into a prison under water thank you very much.
  
• lila loves to braid people’s hair. she braids thor’s hair, bucky’s, natasha’s, sharon’s— it doesn’t really matter who you are ;; if you have the right lenght, she’ll braid your hair. this leads to lila brading cassie’s hair during meetings because she’s bored.
• cassie often features into lila’s vlogs of a hero. internet quite loves them and when it’s time to attend coachella is just overall crazy. ( they’re on duty to call peg and laura once a day, scott and clint usually send lots of texts that they reply to when they’re back at the hotel )
• taylor swift’s concerts are a must. if they could, they would follow her all over the world. if there’s an awkward silence in a room and lila and cassie are there, you can clearly hear them humming one of taylor’s songs. how they get to hum the same song at the same time is still a mystery.

tags drop pt.4 (misc)

➸┆hello this is the daily trash ( ooc )

➸┆public service announcement ( psa )

➸┆when in doubt make it go boom ( askbox )

➸┆was that enough? ( answered )

➸┆actual ray of sunshine speaking ( ic dash commentary )

➸┆made of sunlight and sorrow ( aesthetic )  

➸┆people don’t always get what they deserve in the world ( ch. study )

➸┆flames in the mind ( headcanon )  

➸┆the lovers that went wrong ( ships )

➸┆the heart wants what it wants ( wishlist )  

➸┆i think there’s a flaw in my code ( queue )

➸┆yeah i know that dude ( promos )

➸┆life is not a photoshoot ( self-promos )

➸┆gonna wake all the neighbourhood ( starter call )

➸┆mom says i need friends ( open )

➸┆a soundtrack for the live action ( ipod )

➸┆she’s an ordinary girl made extraordinary ( isms )