officialbellarketrash:

true love: having to hold back your adorable, violent girlfriend to keep her from straight up murdering a dude

nesbittrps:

casualtyisms:

i really want a plot where the couple actually tries for a baby. like it’s not the cliche oops im knocked up now we’re together kinda plot. maybe they’re married, maybe there are kids already in the picture. i want the trying and the happiness and the sadness of when the tests are negative. i just want family growth.

hearteyesem0ji:

I tried to say fuck off and fight me at the same time and I said fuck me

imagine ur otp

AUs for when both members of your OTP are stubborn pricks

magictricked:

chinaofrps:

• you were sat in my reserved train seat and refused to move so i sat on your lap and now we’re both too annoyed and awkwardly turned on to move
  
• we were both unwillingly coerced into going to a wedding and we bet on who could drink the most glasses of free wine. three hours later there is no clear winner and were collapsed in a pile of our own puke in the corner of the room
  
• i can hear you arguing w a policeman and from what i can tell you had to be forcefully removed from a public area because you sat on the ground and refused to move and youre confused about what theyre charging you with
  
• im kinda busy arguin w this police man but i also keep looking at you because you’re naked and attractive and im pretty sure you just told the someone you were arrested bc your friend dared you to take off all your clothes and throw them at ppl and someone else told you that you wouldnt dare do it
• we were having a fun games night w our friends but now everyone’s left your flat apart from me bc we’ve played twenty games of connect 4 and still haven’t managed to find a winner and gdi i will beat you
  
• ive been trying to grab your attention in class for over half an hour by poking you and throwing things onto your desk and you’re refusing to acknowledge me and gdi all i wanted to do was tell you that you look cute and now it’s gone too far and it can’t go back
  
• were roommates in university and our kitchen is a mess but both of us are refusing to clean it and it’s becoming a serious health hazard i swear i saw a dead body in there the other day
  
• ive been arguin w you on yikyak for days and don’t even remember what started it any more but only today did i find out youre actually the cute person in class ive had a crush on all semester i seriously regret looking at your screen over your shoulder now
  
• you knocked my books out of my arms and you’re refusing to pick them up bc you’re claiming i walked into you when it was totally you who banged into me and we’ve been stood here arguing about this for ten minutes already

demonicvulcan:

my type of otp: slowly the insults become terms of endearment

crcmulent:

i just want a plot where it’s two rich kids who live in neighboring estates and their families always throw parties together and they have vacation homes in the same spots and their elite parents are too busy to notice when they sneak off to fuck in that second guest bathroom that no one uses or get high in the back library and makeout

But guys, think about super close platonic relationships

ofrevas:

• Platonic reassuring shoulder/arm/hand grabbing
  
• Platonic tight, meaningful hugs
  
• Platonic late-night deep conversations that end in at least one person holding back tears or sobbing
  
• Platonic sleeping in the same bed
  
• Platonic forehead touches
  
• Platonic staring into each other’s eyes like the other person is the world
  
• Platonic CUDDLES
  
• SUPER CLOSE PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS

realestsuggestions:

sleeping with someone is literally tHE BEST THING EVER like having someone pull you closer when they’re sleepy and giving you soft kisses because they’re tired but still wanna show affection is SO GREAT

livelxng:

give me a first date. give me going to a small town carnival and my muse winning your muse a giant stuffed bear (or your muse showing up my muse and winning them a giant bear). give me going on the ferris wheel and my muse rocking the chair while yours begs them to stop. givE ME WALKING THROUGH A CORNY HAUNTED HOUSE HOLDING HANDS AND EVEN THOUGH The scares are predictable and noT scaRY YOUR MUSE STILL SQUEEZES MY MUSES HAND AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY MOVES CLOSER PLEASE.

vaiisey:

‘we’ve been fucking with no strings attached but i just saw you go upstairs with another guy and im drunk and following you both upstairs to punch the shit out of him’