Send me “¶”, and I’ll randomly generate a number from 1-however many icons I have, and write a starter based off of that icon.
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Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.”
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.”
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?”
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?”
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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Said During D&D Starter Meme

accordingtomyth:

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.
Am I allowed to dance on her grave?
Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…
Are you still on the ceiling?
Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?
If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.
I will explain nothing. You must discover.
I know it was rude, okay?
I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!
How many miles per hour is that?
There’s blood everywhere!
What’s a good song for this situation?
Will you seek revenge?
This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.
This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.
That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.
He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.
Wait, do you not have any money?
Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.
He is not a scaredy cat.
None of us came here to fight a vampire.
What happened? Where are you?
Who did she get murdered by?
The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.
You killed her! You set the fire she died in!
Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?
Are there any other figures of authority?
This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.
Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?
Who do you report to?
These people don’t like us.
I don’t know what we can even do to help them.
That’s not my name and you know it.
This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.
Now everybody wants to steal!
I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.
It’s a bonfire.
Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?
I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

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worried starters

angstmemes:

trigger warnings apply!
( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )
“You haven’t slept for days, have you?”
“Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.”
“Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?”
“You need to think about yourself every once in a while.”
“I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!”
“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.”
“Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.”
“How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.”
“There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?”
“You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?”
“I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.”
“If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!”
“Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!”
“I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.”
“What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!”
“When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.”
“Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…”
“This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!”
“I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!”
“I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?”
“I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.”
“Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

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Straight White Boys Texting

justanotherrpmeme:

Send my muse a text, or send 📲 for my muse to send yours a random one
[text] U r looking so sexy
[text] How old r u?
[text] Shame you’re 39km away, I want you to sit on my face
[text] I would give you an orgasm for your birthday
[text] Whatcha doing
[text] I wanna bite into ur ass like an apple
[text] Have something you’d rather do?
[text] Love your smile xx
[text] What else that mouth do
[text] What?? Why you acting like im being weird
[text] Do you like being eaten?
[text] Haha ;)
[text] You’d be screaming
[text] You wanna meet up soon?
[text] You’re not special just because you have a pair of tits
[text] I could get any babe I want
[text] You suck dick?
[text] Girls throw themselves at me ok bitch
[text] Do you have bf ?
[text] For real .. How u don’t have a bf?
[text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf
[text] Really you have a gf. I don’t believe u
[text] I wish to be ur bf 😊
[text] I think lesbian are hot af
[text] Sext me
[text] Are you bisexual :p
[text] There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
[text] So can you do the splits on this D?
[text] Hey sexy
[text] What you doing sexy
[text] Is there a reason you don’t want to suck my cock?
[text] Hi cutie, how much for a HJ? 😊
[text] Are you papa bear’s porridge because you’re hot
[text] Alright so when you gonna suck my cock
[text] You had you chance now I’m sick of you bye
[text] Send me a pic babe x
[text] Do you want a pic? x
[text] Have you got a place to yourself baby? x
[text] Have I scared you off?!! Lol x
[text] so wanna see my abs? 😛
[text] Send nudes
[text] let’s play a game
[text] Whatcha thinking about?
[text] You can rock that bikini babe
[text] Well ur a hoe cause u don’t wanna see my dick. Stupid af
[text] How about a quickie right before class?
[text] Listen I’ll help you if you give me a bj
[text] Sorry friend stole my phone
[text] Wanna make a baby tonight? Or watch a movie
[text] uhmm is it weird I ask how far you have gone?
[text] Wow you could at least thank me God u fucking bitch
[text] Hey wanna fuck
[text] I’d really like to pull your hair and fuck you right now
[text] You’re hot haha
[text] I’m hard
[text] Really random haha but would you be dtf sometime?
[text] Wanna see it
[text] Can I see you
[text] I bet you got nice tits
[text] Can I see them
[text] Bend over for me
[text] Do you want fuck with me ?
[text] i want to see you naked
[text] Yoo you single? X
[text] I’m not a perv just fyi. Just a very open person
[text] Im really horny and cant sleep :O
[text] So do you get crazy in the bedroom
[text] So lol random but do you masturbate?
[text] Are you alone
[text] Lol wondering do you ever get realllly horny
[text] Get naked
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Send 📱 to see how my muse has yours in their phone!

rpmemesyo:

May include: contact picture, name, a sample of texts, anything the mun wishes to include!

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equesv:

now you see me sentence starters. contains 150 lines from the first film. some of these are lighthearted, some of these are angsty, some of these are suggestive — it’s a mixed bunch. you can send in a sentence or a ☆ for a randomised one. feel free to change the wording, pronouns, names etc. to fit!

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Insult someone my muse cares about

chainsofdemonology:

Nothing is out of bounds, make them angry

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・★・゜★・。 THE VAMPIRE DIARIES SENTENCE STARTERS.

loathedlineage:

violentmyth:
^{❛ i can’t lose you again. ❜}
^{❛ you don’t even approach the threshold of the crazy i’ve seen.

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^{❛ please don’t ask me to have hope. hope hurts, and i don’t want to hurt anymore.

❜}
^{❛

don’t think i’m not noticing all the good you’ve been doing. keep it up. it means something.

❜}
^{❛ you lost the right to my attention when you decided to leave without saying goodbye. ❜}
^{❛

i know you don’t always believe this, but you deserve to be happy. please be happy.

❜}
^{❛ hey, take it from me. even heroes can’t save them all.

❜}
^{❛

you’re driving. i’ve got even less time left on earth than i thought.

❜}
^{❛

i just pictured your face as the target. ❜}
^{❛

if there is even a fraction of you that cares about me, do not walk out that door.

❜}
^{❛

i just wish it didn’t always have to be you.

❜}
^{❛ i’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap. ❜}
^{❛

you’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.

❜}
^{❛

well, it’s not like i was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?

❜}
^{❛

i don’t need people to tell me i’m pretty.

❜}
^{❛

i’m not going anywhere because i love you.

❜}
^{❛

you can take my town, destroy my house, but you will not touch my car.

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^{❛

it’s called dignity. have some. it’s free.

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^{❛ so, about how long do we have before this evil engulfs the world? i’m just trying to plan my week. ❜}
^{❛

things are going to be awfully dull around here without you.

❜}
^{❛

you have spent your entire life making sacrifices for me. now it’s my turn to do it for you.

❜}